A joke~~

A blonde guy was having a fight with his neighbor. Things had escalated to the point where it was getting ugly. One day they were both driving their cars on the highway when they collided in a huge accident. The cars were totaled, but, miraculously, neither of them was hurt.

"This must be a sign that we're supposed to put our differences behind us and be friends," said the blonde.

"Yes," said the neighbor. "I agree."

The neighbor went back to the wreckage of his car and found a bottle of whisky which had somehow survived the collision. "This must be a sign that we should celebrate."

"I agree," said the blonde. The neighbor offered him the bottle and he took a couple of large gulps. Then the neighbor took the bottle back to his car.

"Aren't you going to have any?" asked the blonde.

"No, I think I'll wait until after the police leave."


-Yuki

P.S. Do u get it?? Hint: The car accident and the bottle of alcoholic liquid~

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